Sorry everyone, the snoots were a lie (AI). They fooled me too, but I deleted the post. Have these grippy heels as a consolation prize.
The fall collection is psych ward chic.
All fun and games until that bottle shatters.
It’s ok I have a billion I haven’t gotten rid of yet
Bonus: microplastics become the least of your body’s plastic problems
I’m sick of having all these beta microplastics. Give me them macroplastics
A billion pieces.
They can fix me
Same energy as

Every day I become convinced further and further that my patients DO yearn for the floor.
Just saw an ad for commercially available grippy socks. I’m mad about the cultural appropriation, but they’re so darned fashionable.