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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

This HAS to be satire

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This HAS to be satire

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    It’s not wrong in the sense that an idling combustion engine is more polluting that one maintaining a speed. An ideal intersection is where all cars can smoothly interact without stopping, something only possible in the theoretical computer guided traffic crossings. Such places would have to have a pedestrian bridge nearby, as they aren’t compatible with the slow human form.

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      So trains. You’re describing light rail.

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        The average yank: “A what?!”

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          It means “just a little cocaine”.

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            That doesn’t seem like it would be enough cocaine

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              There will be a lot of light rails.

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      The most obvious solution to “idling combustion engine is polluting” is get rid of the combustion engine to the extent possible.

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        You would still have cars in that case, and combustion engines aren’t the only cause of air quality reduction from cars. Tire wear puts a lot of carcinogens into the air as well at the very least, and I’m sure there are other things.

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          Yeah I agree 100%. There should be no personal cars in populated areas with very limited exceptions. It was just a sequitur on the premises of the OC.

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          Drive on your rims, problem solved. 🌌🧠

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          idle tires don’t pollute; push more buttons

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      Ped bridges take up a large area and are expensive. Also what if youre in a wheel chair?

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        They typically take the form of a ramp.

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          Exactly, a ramp, which is a major obstacle for wheelchair users. And everybody else.

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            Ok, what’s your solution?

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              Design city streets for humans, rather than maximum car speed.

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      Having a 6-lane highway that goes through a pedestrian zone is a good sign that things have gone off the rails and the design of the space is broken. Making people trudge up stairs and cross a huge road is indeed better than mowing them down with pickups, but feels like a hack. 😅

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      round about with a walk over bridge.

      done annnnd done.

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        Ah yes, let’s force the non-motorised to climb stairs or make a minutes long detour!

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          I heard an electromagnetic catapult is about to become available, maybe there’s another way to solve this. Gotta keep refreshing that GSA auction site.

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          ok so we could use pneumatic tubes to go places…

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            Futurama style?

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              good news everyone!

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        Underground round about with a park on top.

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        What if youre in a wheel chair?

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          Dang, too bad no one’s ever thought of that… Oh wait

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            Dang look at the size of them, its almost like you can’t put them at every cross walk…

            Oh and the cost isn’t prohibitive, who would have thunk?

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              And it only increases the walking distance by a factor of 3. How efficient!

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              Why would every intersection need one?

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                Because people all need to get to different places, and walking/wheelchairing half a kilometre in one direction to access a bridge and then walk back sucks

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                  Not every intersection is busy enough to warrant this.

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                    I.e. not every pedestrian matters

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