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siriusmart@feddit.uk to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

easy first million USD

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easy first million USD

siriusmart@feddit.uk to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’ve always heard that joke about horses.

    At least if you spend it on horses, you’ve got horses.

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      Depends on how you spend it on horses.

      But even then, if you buy $200k worth of horses, the other $800k goes on upkeep. Horses are expensive.

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        Yep, you can’t be horsing around.

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        Sure but you get lots of sex.

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          Found the FBI agent.

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            Special Agent Hands.

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              RIP my GOAT

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      https://www.farmkeep.com/farm-guides/livestock/how-much-does-a-horse-cost

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