You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.
SatansMaggotyCumFart
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- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looking back on lifeEnglish141·1 day ago
Clever.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you.English8·1 day ago
Marilyn manson’s looking pretty healthy these days.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We ain't happy anymore...English5·1 day ago
It’s the arby’s hat.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Ever pour the milk into the glass and the orange juice onto the cereal?English7·1 day ago
Unless it’s mint cereal.
It alternates.
Oh my calendar has sex scheduled every Tuesday and anal on alternating Saturdays.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw StoryEnglish25·2 days ago
He should rename the moon america.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•She's not right for you, PeterEnglish13·2 days ago
That’s how they make calamari.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•They should make yoga pants with nipples on the butt cheeks.English292·2 days ago
It’s self-explanatory.
You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive healthEnglish23·2 days ago
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.
I call it the fart switch.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some small, everyday ways to become a kinder person?English131·2 days ago
Offer blowjobs without asking anything in return.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•I'd rather be "woke" than living in the matrix like the kool aid drinkin idiots siding with the GOP (group of pedophiles) PS I ain't hard to find, everyone is good at something except the gopEnglish3·2 days ago
This is the second worse tattoo I’ve seen.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•I'd rather be "woke" than living in the matrix like the kool aid drinkin idiots siding with the GOP (group of pedophiles) PS I ain't hard to find, everyone is good at something except the gopEnglish41·2 days ago
I usually jerk off in the shower and think about early ‘00 Carmen Electra not republicans.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•They punch left to protect and defend the rightEnglish512·2 days ago
I think it’s cute when we get close to elections all these account pop up to shit on the only party with a chance to beat the republicans.
- SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•People here will upvote anything so here's some content off the front page of RedditEnglish11·2 days ago
Why would it be healthy for ai powered accounts to repost reddit content here?
I can understand people doing a couple a day but when you have dedicated accounts doing hundred a day exclusively you’re fooling yourself if you think it’s okay.

This is the time of the year when accounts with a thousand post and ten comments start trying to depress the vote for the only party that has a chance to beat the republicans.