I envy the people looking forward to this. I’m in my mid 60s, my thirty-year marriage ended last year, and I have no interest in another relationship. I’m doing fine now (was a pretty bad year), and actually the happiest I’ve been in quite some time, but it’s sad to know both the reality of days like that, along with looking forward to days like that, are behind me.

of course, i woke up a couple times before that to pee

I look forward to this day!

I wish my wife could sleep until 11:30am. But she does occasionally wake me up at 11:30 with cuddles.

I haven’t slept in past 7:30 since I was like 25. And I doubt when my kid is older I’ll sleep in much later lol.

I’m not the believer i once was

Dear lord no. I feel so groggy if I sleep past 8. But I do this with my wife all the time.

The horrors