Exactly. Even though they rarely admit it, people who have to watch an elderly relative slowly die are relieved when it finally happens (because they’re not suffering anymore).

You should watch it, though. It’s pretty great.

I love how caffeine can both be a trigger and a treatment.

Newer ones take care of it themselves by adding a bit more water and agitating the clothes again to get them to balance out.

I’m honestly surprised that it’s been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.

Followed by Trogdor

But that’s how single payer systems basically work. It’s illegal to not pay into the system because it’s illegal to not pay your taxes.

A quarter acre seems super low for subsistence farming.

You people are too terminally online.

There’s not really a direction for the electron orbit. It’s more like a cloud than rings of spinning particles.

That seems like an upside to me.

Ok? That doesn’t mean that you have to participate in conversations about it.

Or, you know, they’re tired of talking and hearing about it 24/7.

Or, they’re like me and live in a maga area

“We should raise taxes” is another good one. The majority of Republican campaign ads in my state are focused around the democrat candidates wanting to raise taxes (on the wealthy, but they clip that part out).

It’s just a vacuum insulated cup that looks like a camera lens.

Pretty sure Lincoln holds the title for first gay president.

Why would he care? He didn’t care that people were outraged that he raped children.

It’s wonderful how quick witted he is. My favorite was him countering the Fox pundit asking if he supported child genital mutilation by asking if the pundit was circumcised.

That sounds super tasty

It’s not stupid if you’re getting kickbacks from defense contractors.