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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 30 days ago

What is the ideal BMI of fate

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What is the ideal BMI of fate

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 30 days ago
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  • bigboismith@lemmy.world
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    I’ve always understood “fat chance” to be ironic, so I’m sticking to my preferred chance being morbidly obese

  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “fat chance (of that happening)” is always sarcasm

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      So the answer is “massively overweight”

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  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Chances are Fatboy Slim

    • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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      Right here!

      Right now!

      Right here!

      Right now!

      Right here!

      Right now!

      Right here!

      Right now!

      • Cort@lemmy.world
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        Chances check it out now,

    • Manalith@midwest.social
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      Right about now

  • Z745812939054@lemmy.zip
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    thicc

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      I like those thicc odds.

  • the_fuckler@nord.pub
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    I can only ever succeed if the odds are stacked, that says something about me but I’m not sure what

  • thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
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    Well since BMI is a horrible metric for anything it really doesn’t matter.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    Oh no problem, buff baddie that’s gonna work out.

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    “The chances are in-shape and visit the gym at least 3 times a week”

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    “There’s a dad-bod chance of that happening”

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