These people don’t like discomfort. They don’t like to step out of their little bubble. Thats why they work to get rid of anything that makes them uncomfortable, like queer people, black people, ect. They don’t want to accept that kids grow into adults and they themselves are just uncomfortable talking about sex so what comes out is “j-just don’t, ok?”

Sounds too assertive to be a door mat

Got a few but

One time at a furcon room party it was nearing the end of the night and the guy who booked the room who just wanted to sleep and I were watching this hetero couple go at it and we’re making David attenborough documentary type commentary, sprinkled with the occasional expression that sleep was required.

Of course this may have been on day 2/3 on acid so that wasn’t the only story I have.

I also met my partner that night because she admired my battle jacket patches.

One of her stories is during anal sex she defecated on a $10,000 fursuit

Now what I’m with isn’t it

Yeah but black people might get free puppies also so I gotta vote republican/s