We really are the worst timeline

Honestly me too. I remember seeing one of their earlier iterations on the street, shaped like a lotus supercar. I had hope then

But you’d think they wouldn’t be so brazen about it lmao

Well maybe it’s just me hahaha

Lmao no wonder the Chinese caught up so fast, they had all the tech! This is a truly hilarious revelation, considering how quickly they disavowed the spy (common procedure, but it was like, a day after the headlines hit, which is practically admitting to it). Turns out Chinese technological advancements were just…enemy countries’. Just…amazing

Yea I feel really bad that his name was stolen by a talking pile of shit that’s literally the polar opposite of what he stood for in life. Honestly feels pretty terrible.

Says you

Oh my man lmao. A third of a handle, not three handles hahaha. I’d definitely be dead. Sorry about the misunderstanding.

The most I’ve ever drunk was two handles, but that made me black out and end up in the hospital. Not trying that again.

I’m on weed now lmao, indicas help a lot. Still, it’d be nice to be able to not rely on anything.

Hah! I wish. Adamantium bones would be sick.

It took years of drinking to fight off insomnia while steadily increasing the amount to reach peak efficacy every time. I almost didn’t survive, had a heart attack once. Or something like it, man it was painful.

But yeah, very much not recommended to anyone. Alcohol is bad, mmk? Lol

I think that’s a good thing lol, alcohol is really bad for you.

Honestly, it never actually worked for me either. I used to have a couple fingers of whiskey, which doubled in a month just to get the same efficacy. But never once was my sleep any amount of restful. Never felt better after waking up.

So yeah I hear you, even though I was trapped in it for a while. I’m trying to sleep naturally now, but I’m still really bad at it lol. Though now I use meds.

Thank you. If you ever feel like you do, talk to someone about it. Anyone, preferably one you trust.

Best of luck to you as well, friend

I was (and still struggling with it) an alcoholic for a while. 2 handles is a joke amount, yeah I’d normally go for a third or so.

Still wouldn’t recommend it though lol

One unhealthy but guaranteed to work remedy:

One or two handles of your favorite liquor.

Warning: sleep quality will be ass. You won’t feel better, but often worse. May induce vomiting, random urination, and depression. May also lead to liver failure or alcohol poisoning. Or death. May cause reliance/addiction to alcohol. Results may vary.

Were they? Honestly, I don’t remember lmao, it’s been such a long time

You’d think they’d have caught wind of something when they introduced purchasable ships. And most notably their pricing.

And you don’t even own the ship, as usual you just own a licence to use it.

Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.

Hmm. It sounds as though your family is slacking on their end. They should be reciprocating, yes, but there may be a reason they aren’t. It’s possible they feel intimidated by you, for example.

Honestly, I would recommend a one on one heart to heart with each of them. Ask them if they aren’t interested in you. It’s probably gonna be really difficult, but I think talking it out might be the best option.

If you’ve tried this already, I’m afraid your family is firmly on the wrong side of things here.

I wish you the best. I legitimately hope things work out for you and your family. Good luck, and keep at it! You’ve been doing a great job so far, you may also just need a break from things for a while. Maybe time for a camping trip?

Try “dumbing down” your language, though I’ve always hated that saying. Language is meant to convey thoughts and emotions, it’s up to the dealer to decide how they speak. Edit: meant to say that there’s no wrong way to speak so long as you convey what you need to.

That said, if you like the way you speak, try to be more emotionally expressive as you talk. Smile, frown, whatever. Not to a comical degree, mind you.

But the thing that’s most important is, everyone is different. It takes a different approach and amount of effort for each one, so try not to generalize people too much.

And intelligence comes in many forms. Sometimes you gotta do a little digging to tease it out.

We can bury the whole thing, nice and neat. Fantastic idea.

Can we skip the speed run and go straight to the bunker suicide? I’m tired man