MedicsOfAnarchy

Ok, diseases, this is your chance: whichever one of you gets him, we will cease funding for curing you.

Heart disease. Stroke. Cancer. Chronic flatulence.

Let the games begin.

Edit: limited time offer. If you get him after the offer expires, the funding continues to find a cure for you.

Or paying him bribes. You can buy the deaths of US soldiers from Trump in the form of cash or planes.