• MedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Ok, diseases, this is your chance: whichever one of you gets him, we will cease funding for curing you.

    Heart disease. Stroke. Cancer. Chronic flatulence.

    Let the games begin.

    Edit: limited time offer. If you get him after the offer expires, the funding continues to find a cure for you.

    • spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      22 days ago

      One explanation of the box he’s wearing on his ass is that it’s a continuous IV pump required for extreme cases of pulmonary/arterial hypertension. It looks like it may end up being heart disease.

      • ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        Thank you. I kept reading people offering endless diaper jokes as the explanation, but he’s been wearing diapers for years and that ass box is new. Your suggestion is the first realistic guess I’ve seen.

        As an aside, this video came out on the official WH press secretary’s X account. Looks like Karoline Leavitt is even more pissed off about being left behind on the decoy plane than we thought, lol.

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          21 days ago

          Also, she has a rich old husband, and two babies, and the president kept calling her on the phone screaming at her. Nobody rich as she is needs to put up with that.