But I absolutely love being bribed with my own money!
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- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm electionsEnglish5·9 days ago
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary saysEnglish3·10 days ago
You can pry my demand destruction from my cold hands by crashing the economy and laying me off!
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•JD Vance Says You Should Be Grateful Gas Prices Aren’t Even HigherEnglish2·14 days ago
Technically, paying 3X for gas should raise GDP.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicierEnglish14·16 days ago
Things got really heated.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake AmericaEnglish16·23 days ago
" Trump’s executive order on Lake Ontario, one of the five Great Lakes of North America, applies to U.S. federal usage about the lake, and does not govern what Canada, international bodies or other organizations call the lake."
Its pretty much just like a tarriff that only Americans have to pay?
I think the correct response for Carney would be to rename the USA “Mexico Jr”.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida Catholics slap down state AG by rejecting religious vaccine exemptionsEnglish21·23 days ago
You just described every HOA in America.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too muchEnglish19·30 days ago
Mourning Woods.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.English2·1 month ago
Hate the CT, but impacting a large animal at speed isn’t going to end well for anyone involved, regardless of how safe the vehicle is.
If I’m not mistaken, I think I remember that Swedish Volvos were specifically engineered to be able to crash into a Moose and save the car driver. I think they have a special Moose crash simulation / test dummy.
- fake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson Claims Hanging Out With Trump Feels Like ‘Smoking Hash’ — Possibly Because of His ‘Supernatural’ PowersEnglish0·5 months ago
This comes from a recent interview you can listen to here or read here.
The absolutely most interesting thing from this interview is not the hash smoking detail.
The part that is more important is that Carlson states early on in the interview that he feels that the American president was being blackmailed by Israel into engaging in the Iran war. Carlson basically comes out and implies that the president is compromised and manipulated and knows it, and he had no choice. He doesn’t specifically speculate on how they are controlling Trump. But he says that he’s shocked at the media failure to investigate this. Its really worth listening to this section of the interview. He met Trump 3X and deeply discussed Iran in the weeks before the fighting.
The only thing that comes immediately to mind is that Israel has the Epstein files and are threatening to release them. But it could be something else of course.
I give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again.