Ya’d’nt?

I’m tired, Mr. Pikachu-boss

I don’t give a shit. Your toilet break is over, now go fetch me another Vaporeon

Linus Torvalds’ ancestors cave paintings

He was the inventor of chicken in a spicy sauce, RIP

Doesn’t work here? (Classic follow-up)

I overstand what you mean

Indeed, Kree!

He had like a million babies with Hathor

Yes I fucked up the alignment. There’s a black patch on Teal’c’s shoulder that gives this strange impression

Maybe but banging that woman was obviously necessary in the long war against the Goa’uld, so you can see how it was dictated by necessity

math is useless beyond the basics

Good thing we’re not using any of these useless mathematics anywhere then! I’d hate to learn there are mathematics in my computer, my Internet or my lemmy!

Oh my God, Obama has erased the pre-1999 Trump-loving Spongebob episodes!

This is like looting a legendary trove of meme material. Amazing. You’re a legend, OP.

You have a great pancreas!

Before the invention of triangles by Pythagoras, all trains were round

Your explanation is absolutely ludicrous.

‘Football’ comes from the English words ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ which mean approximately ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ respectively. So you could translate ‘football’ to something like ‘ball’s foot’, ‘ball of the foot’ or even ‘football’

ETA: sorry to the above commenter, I didn’t mean to appear aggressive but the downvotes seem to agree I have been excessive. Sorry, it was only a shitpost

Which one though? Is it Xi Jinping? Putin? Charles Taylor? Bush? Blair? Netanyahu? Ratko Mladic? Jean Kambanda? Samphan? Assad (not that old I suppose)?

There are so many of them

ETA: I see the downvotes. I truly have no fucking clue who you are talking about. Duterte? Lukashenko?