Well he needs to schlep around his massive wang somehow.
crimson_iris
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Frederik X, the current king of Denmark, has the nickname “Pingo” from his frogman days. He got water in his wetsuit and looked like a penguin waddling around. We don’t know he isn’t one of them. Maybe the others are his security detail.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Share your favourite Star Trek trivia in the commentsEnglish10·10 days ago
Romulus isn’t there anymore. It’s literally gone.

Fuck your forum. Blocked.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?English191·19 days ago
We get that feeling for a very good reason. It’s our intuition telling us something our instincts already know. Many people don’t get it and are conditioned into telling themselves “it’s probably nothing” because they don’t want to look silly in public. It can lead to paranoia, if you’ve been in enough hairy situations, but most of the time you’ll want to listen to that intuition and do something about it as soon as you get that feeling.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?English13·19 days ago
When we’re talking personal safety, you want to play it safe, surprisingly. I mean, maybe you’d rather be the one who says to themselves “ah, it’s probably nothing” and then gets murderaped, but most of us wouldn’t.
I think the gimp’s sleeping.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtomemes@lemmy.world•The worst joke I’ve ever seen (read)English6·23 days ago
You know exactly why you posted it and what it means.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•It would be my new *The Joy Of Painting*English4·24 days ago
“1001 uses for Leola Root”.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are some people just less valuable than others?English3·25 days ago
Define ‘average.’
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoNews@lemmy.world•Americans who say they drink alcohol remains at record low, survey findsEnglish3·29 days ago
You don’t know how much they’re drinking. At a certain intake level, suddenly stopping can kill you. So just telling them “you can stop right now” is misleading and dangerous.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Just in case you need an excuseEnglish3·29 days ago
I’m getting a tromboner just looking at this.
- crimson_iris@piefed.socialtoNews@lemmy.world•Congo's Ebola outbreak reaches 5,000 cases as it outpaces response effortsEnglish2·1 month ago
And to add to the aggravation, the ones most responsible for the effects are also the ones most insulated from exposure to said effects. If the orange pedophile would at least die from ebola as a result, there’d be some very slight justice.
Meme aside, is this based on shaking a cow? Some sort of bovine agitator?
If it’s shaking a cow it’s not accurate. Shaking a cow produces only 120ml of foamy milk (not 750ml).
Just trying to fact check the math. I’m fun at parties.
Yes, in this case helping was clearly right. All I’m against is the belief that you should always offer help. In many cases (not all, or even most), that just makes you a mark. Though if you personally would rather risk getting taken advantage of than risk denying someone in genuine need help, that’s up to you.
I’ve run into too many scams for this to work for me. It’s highly situational. If I can verify that they genuinely are in need of help, I’m all for it. But if a random person walks up to me and says they need money for a train ticket/gas/whatever? Nope.


I think it was more that once they gave him a single line, he’d turn it into a massive monologue.