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Why, straight into the pockets of everyday Americans, of course!

And of course randos ALWAYS choose to sit in the corner next to you when the entire row is empty.

There are juries that’ll convict a microwave for plagiarizing a toaster.

Sorry, that doesn’t play into the both-sides false-equivalency rhetoric. Please delete this comment.

But muh bof sides!!!

Which is cool, but also the cameras aren’t exactly inconspicuous. You can easily see them well before you’re in bluetooth range. Or just check deflock.