X

Hello, Potion Seller. I’m going to wake up, and I want your strongest potions.

Here I am just trying to improve my flexibility, and these sick fucks gotta make it about kink. Sigh. Shit never ends, man. Shit never ends.

God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.

Lions, with extremely rare exceptions, have a lifestyle of comprising in near totality eating, sleeping, shitting, fucking, and dying. All of this, mind you, happens outdoors in climates they can rarely, if ever, stray from. To date, exactly zero lions have set foot on the moon, or even merely boarded a plane by themselves. None are known to us for their penchant for philosophical rumination, and if they quote each other, we sure as fuck don’t know about it.

When the entirety of humanity has devolved to live exactly as they do now, I will give that quote all the consideration it deserves. Which is exactly none, because I’m a lion and have no idea what the fuck a quote even is.

Holy shit more people need to know about this. Can’t tell you how many times I got screwed out of so many of my local currency units by Big Veichle when there were trillions of perfectly good, 2-5 LCU vehicles of all kinds I could’ve used instead.

Fine, I’ll pay the hands that made it, but I ain’t payin anything to the meat popsicle attached to ‘em.

pro move

just makin sure, question unrelated to op’s post pinky swear

Better not be with the “ph” because everyone knows phat stands for Pretty Hot And Tempting.