• X@piefed.world
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      1 day ago

      Lions, with extremely rare exceptions, have a lifestyle of comprising in near totality eating, sleeping, shitting, fucking, and dying. All of this, mind you, happens outdoors in climates they can rarely, if ever, stray from. To date, exactly zero lions have set foot on the moon, or even merely boarded a plane by themselves. None are known to us for their penchant for philosophical rumination, and if they quote each other, we sure as fuck don’t know about it.

      When the entirety of humanity has devolved to live exactly as they do now, I will give that quote all the consideration it deserves. Which is exactly none, because I’m a lion and have no idea what the fuck a quote even is.

      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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        24 hours ago

        “I am the mayor. This is the city of nightlife. I must test the product”

        “I am perfectly imperfect, and have occasionally eaten fish.”