I soak my produce in a combination of 1 cup water, with 1 tablespoon vinegar and 1 tablespoon of lemon juice. Then after that I soak in plain water and drain. Citric acid and acetic acid will both help kill germs and help get lipid soluble chemicals, (pesticides,) off the produce. After that I drain, and place a clean cloth into a bowl to soak up any moisture, then put the produce in the bowl.

This is a great parody. Did Weird Al have a secret metal love child we don’t know about?

Not me, I just plan to sin.

The US is pretty villainous and funding Israel; my money is on USA minions.

came here expecting to see this at the top.

😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.

We’re gonna be, the very best,

Like no guild ever was,

Downing raids is our real test,

getting gear our cause.

We traveled across the realm,

farming far and wide,

crafting potions for the raid,

and nobody died.

warcraft guild!

OH, It’s you and me

maybe we’ll PVP

Warcraft guild!

It’s the song we sing

while we’re raping the lich king.

warcraft guild!

we’re all on vent,

Trash mobs we circumvent.

Gear for me and gear for you,

WARCRAFT GUILD!

Yes.

May he never experience the warmth or depth of a vagina, as he lacks both.

Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc…

When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that’s amore.

When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that’s amore.

They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings

ding-a-ling-a-lings and you’ll sing, “stupid fella”

Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled

contracted rubella.

People are entitled to their fact based opinions. Maybe it just didn’t add much to the conversation. Life is amazing when you give negative fucks like I do.

I guess I misinterpreted the intent of your comment, like you might have thought I was a flat earther. My bad.

Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.

Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.

The moon is a lie.

Today, while I had the green light, had another car blatantly run a red light and almost hit me. I turned left to catch up with him, pounded on his window and told him he was a jackass. When he rolled his window down I recognized him as a state assembly member. Hoping he doesn’t recognize me when he eventually calls the HR office because he’s at the dentists office and doesn’t have his insurance card because he’s a fucking spoiled man-child.

🤣 😂

That’s what crop dusting is for. Aim your ass into the little crack between the seat and window and let it rip. Stand up and eat a candy bar in their face. Bring your portable nintendos and steam deck and play that shit where they can see while they are back in their seat playing with a stuffed animal. Play with the seat, up down. Wait until they have a drink to fuck with the seat and try to spill it on them. Emotional torture goes both ways. Stay petty, friends.

Sir/Madam, your post currently has no punctuation, or proper capitalization. If you’re going to be a grammar Nazi, you need to lead by example.