Of the around 8 computers in my house I am down to just a single Windows machine and every time I see an update queued I wonder just how much worse it will be after the update is applied. How many new bugs, reset settings and user hostile shit will I have to put up with this time.

They can’t agree on the type of evil they want to be

They also love to wave the American flag and screech about freedom. As long as their chosen propaganda outlet is telling them everything is fine and the brown people are getting a boot on their neck they don’t care. My only hope is when these dumb mother fuckers can no longer afford groceries or gas they might start to wake up. But then their propaganda will tell them it is somehow the democrat’s fault and throw in the word “woke” and they won’t question it.

I wondered why my coworkers were looking at me funny when I said I got my kid an olnyfanz.

It’s wild that she just kept on competing. Call me crazy but once I shit my pants in front of thousands of people I immediately get the fuck out if there.

Oh yes he will. His crippling narcissism, need for adulation and causal lying means literally any outcome he will claim as a victory.