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I packed my underwear into my carry-on trolley for the glory of the empire!

Aaaah so he put his handson Chris Rock because he had a twosome with his wife but Will wanted a threesome?

Well all the other fascists run to the USA… where is he going to run to to escape prosecution?

He is trying his bestest to look tough but it just looks like he is using a walker

I think wetness has to be a solid surface with liquid sticking to it, and since there is no surface, there is no wetness.

One exception though, ice can be wet (and of course extremely dangerous if it is)

Well, not that shocked.

Are you gonna tell me water is wet, or fire is hot?

Oh god you’re going to make me “ackchually”

Snakes on a plane in the ass

Yeah, I should have said: didn’t have a bathroom or any taste whatsoever

Looks like a shady AirBnb where the host didn’t have a bathroom, but did have a spare basement storage space and a cow rug that was too ugly to put anywhere else and simply didn’t give a shit.

This entire article and some clarifications in the comments make me feel sick. This entire story is fucked up and i wish I hadn’t read it. Poor child is traumatised for life

Say, chaps, would any of you be interested in setting up the Furnitureporn community? I think it will be a smashing success!