I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Eat a sandwich…

Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I looked at meme’s on the internet, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Troubleshot a networking connection issue FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.

I unblocked a toilet for the glory of the empire!

Took a nice warm shower… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Just came back home from school FOR THE GLORTY OF THE EMPIRE!!

Fed my cat for the glory of the empire!

I had sex…for the glory of the empire! :3

No, actually I showered…for the glory of the empire? 😂

Pooped… for the glory o the empire?

I brewed coffee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

I commented on this post, for the glory of the empire!

I just put my baby to sleep who’s just been hospitalised for a urinary tract infection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIREEEEEEE