All manuals, no drivers?

I think automatic transmissions were a mistake. There’d be a lot less shit drivers if you had to pass the driving test with a manual.

Hound skitching! Sick!

I don’t mind being hot. I hate being cold.

There’s git to be a better way

So he’s frowning because he can’t crank that massive hog.

Cow with two legs is lean beef.

AlwaysHasBeen.exe

Somebody fucking bubble wrap Willie Nelson!

You should start some hobbies now while you can still find information and supplies, cause that’s going to be far more difficult without the Internet

Nah, Mitch ain’t people

Comin’ again to save the mutherfuckin’ day-e-yay!

Hell, that’s just animatronics.

Remember, a peanut butter jar does not have a flared base.

They should name it after the one that burned down the Whitehouse

There’s totally room on that wall to accommodate all of the letters. It’s an obvious put on, but a good one.

I see your angle and disagree, so I’ll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I’m definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.

Sugar Tits

Swish does not require high heels, but high heels require swish.

Effort. Swing is generally intentional and most women really don’t want you staring at their ass.