Jesus fucking christ, there’s never a shortage of harrowing greed

Brava

🎵 When I get that feeling, I need flexual healing🎵

What triggers your spidey sense that you can tell it’s slop? I can see it after it’s been called out, but I feel like I’m not catching it instantly (like an uncanny valley)

I can now see that:

the yellow dick is the only one with a urethra, the hand around it fades from green to yellow, the faces look like caricatures instead of photoshop (too smooth), and the green dick is the only one slightly obscured by a face

But I hate that I don’t (almost) instantly notice, so maybe I need to pause for a second and consider if it’s slop… because it’s so rampant? What sticks out to you that you can call it?

Edit: it’s the faces, isn’t it? Like poorly drawn and too well done at the same time? Or that nothing is symmetrical in a weird way? Idk

EditEdit: I also love that funhole has so many of these “PSA’s” being posted. They’re fantastic

So uhhh… how does it work? A friend of mine is curious how to hear these “horny” things?

Beverly Crusher is the expert, I would defer to her

Either of them?

[Inhuman snarls]

Probably my favorite one that I’ve seen

You described my exact thought so well

Was about to get robbed

I don’t care if I don’t have a ride or how far I would have to walk. Just start walking. Hell, I’m not even worried about being abducted, cause I already shit myself

Yes! It becomes a healthy obsession? Lol, idk I think the waterpik was like a gateway drug for flossing, but then flossing (with floss I like) reinforced using the waterpik?

Between-the-teeth-clean… I can’t un-notice it now. Life changing indeed

Floss! Expandable floss!

It made me like flossing. Now I’ve gone from never flossing most of my life; to a waterpik monthly (because I was trying to be better); to “waterpik-rinse” quick, followed by this floss maybe twice a week or more. I still brush my teeth like twice a day (usually), but I’m talking about the joys of flossing

I have narrow teeth and regular floss shreds… which makes me avoidant of flossing because of sensory stuff

This expandable floss stuff (there’s plenty brands), it still shreds and sometimes worse… but it doesn’t bother me as much? It’s easier to use somehow?

Idk, I sound like a shill for that shit, buuuut… It got me flossing. And now I use my waterpik like every day. My teeth have never been cleaner, and I like doing it… fucking awesome

Charcuterie and wine‽ I’m more than ready for the next few hours at least, I’ll tell u hwat… I know how to ration

I just can’t freaking hear. Audio processing issues cause too much of a delay, while I’m also trying to follow the plot. Subtitles ease the burden for me, or else I have to blast the volume and don’t talk to me

Fuck… I might think about that quite often now, too. Holy balls

Fight!

Volume warning

Turtle shell “Pyramiding”

Freeze with indecision