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Cake day: September 24th, 2023

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  • Costco was very clear with the tariffs that they would eat the cost and just sue because they felt it was illegal. Low and behold, it was illegal, and they are getting a refund after not raising costs like everyone else. And their customers loved them for it.

    This is actually their entire buisness model as well. They don’t really make much money from their products. They make almost 100% profit from their memberships. If I remember right, over 2/3 of their total profit comes from membership revenue. So if they piss people off and make them cancel their membership, that would really fuck them over.


  • MrEff@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksKeep ‘em on their toes
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    9 days ago

    Me and some of my siblings loved it growing up, while my mom and the other siblings hated it (big family). Many years later when talking about it we found out it was a 60/40 split in the family for not having/having the cilantro=soap gene.

    Cilantro belongs on almost anything. Those who disagree can eat soap.






  • MrEff@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldjames
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    2 months ago

    As your tab is auto charged to your biometrics and the bartender points to the door you decide to get the last words in-

    “If something is verifiable sentient then I might change my tune, until then robots can fuck off!”

    Another patron gasps at your lashing out, “did he just use the R-word? I’m so sorry bartender that you have to hear that. Just remember -not all humans.”

    The bouncer approaches you and starts to corral you to the door. “Sir, it’s time for you to go”

    You finish off your final rant from the doorway, “Robotic life will still be a rape baby foisted onto us by corporate technocrats!”

    The door is closed on you. Inside, the bartender’s emotion chip glows, nearing short circuit. The other patron consoles them and tells them, “if you need to take a minute and collect your emotions, I understand. It is a long and hard road to equality.”


  • MrEff@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldjames
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    2 months ago

    I immediately imagine a scenario 100 years in the future with you in a bar, slightly drunk and provoked by the young’ns to get the old man to rant against the Silicos.

    One of the patrons overhears your offensively biocentric rant and asks you to check you DNA privilege and to stop using life exclusive language and to consider the feeling of silico-life forms and their struggles for equality.

    You then mock them with a silver-face impression “SoRrY, cOuLd NoT cOmPuTe” while doing robot arms.

    The bar tender, who is a synthetic, is on the verge of tears and asks you to leave…