You did order it off Amazon, what did you expect?

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Captain Pikecard?

Wow, Nny in the wild, I haven’t read the comics in years.

Why does he have Shrek ears, though?

Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.

We’ve solved this problem with technology, you no longer have to choose between shade and looking cool.

I’m pretty sure the professor can whip one up with some coconuts, palm fronds, and salt water.