Eh-I

You don’t get to COD 49 with original creative ideas.

Test post, please ignore syndrome

She realized she put the dog on a bus to school.

Gross, they have a Hermes too!

That dude had nice gams.

=(

Bucees is actually suing a bunch of small businesses for using any logo with a beaver cartoon right now.

"I just need some shit I could get at 7eleven, but I really want the inconvenience of an old fashioned trip to the mall. I know… Sheetz! Or Bucees! Or Pilot! Or FlyingJ!

If it survives it will be as a museum for the victims. He’ll probably have to reichstag it at some point though.

Thank god you said something, I was about to google that shit. I wasn’t sure if it was Triangleman or ‘Do no harm/Drink this stuff I found’ guy.

That’s extortion

Not a teacher, are you? lol

Might have been the last time a business owner said, “That’s enough money for me.”

I’m still mad after reading a few weeks ago about someone had to power-cycle the fridge. I can’t recall ever having to do that for a motor or compressor or any fridge.

The computer in the fridge was faulted. So either pull the fridge out to unplug it or find the breaker, there’s no power switch on refrigerators.

I’m pretty sure it’s satire.

But…

“Just” porn?

Sorry Gen X, we’re doing what you should’ve done decades ago…

We were always building rollercoasters that ended in brick walls or busy foot-paths. Did you play the Rollercoaster Tycoon?

I bet your Sims are all properly cared for too. 🏊-🪜=🪦