DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Necessities for small automotive help bag?
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- DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.English1·7 days ago
Not to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck.
How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer.
Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.
- DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•There's A Pooping Epidemic At Live Concerts — And Experts May Have Identified The CauseEnglish8·7 days ago
What poops at midnight baby!
- DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.English4·7 days ago
I’m thinking sliced is probably not quite what happened…
But… ya know… it sounds better than some asshat hit a deer in a CyberFuck® for like the 500th time.
- DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.English5·7 days ago
Can confirm: Two halves of a deer are safer for pedophiles!
- DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoScience Memes@mander.xyz•All aboard the Pythagorean ExpressEnglish4·7 days ago
Triangle-Train, Triangle-Train Goes wherever a triangle can…
I’m like 0.03% certain that was a They Might Be Giants B-Side 😉
Happy to hear:-)