One hippopotamus, coming up!!

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“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

If they’re saying that sincerely, I’d call them friends, not food.

Infact, seeing that “…oh!” moment when the lightbulb finally turns on is a thing of absolute beauty. It’s not easy to shake off decades of propaganda.