Hall told the officer he had gone blind about two years ago but could see some lights and he explained that while on the motorway he had followed an HGV’s lights.

I was expecting a self-driving car. This is nuts.

Here, you can have my coupon.

Vampires and witches are a yes, but I will give the game time to get polished and go on sale.

228 million years seems plenty fair.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Lock him up.

If they are going to keep infecting games with thieving, anti-ownership malware they can just stop now.

I would like to redeem my coupon now.

A better link.

‘Disgusting’: Trump’s taxpayer-funded ‘deport’ arcade sparks instant fury online

Touching is why this is concerning.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. The fruit was already on the ground.

Golden retrievers bloom yearround.

Did they end up on a US terrorism list for offering free things like filthy communists?

Transhumans are trans. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Swear me in on the Codex Adepta Sororitas.

And then the pigs arrested Spiderman instead of the nazi who was attempting to incite a riot.

The shit-eating fucker is still prosecuting, but as misdemeanors instead of felonies.

Hochman stated that his office was “listening to the impact the case was having on potential whistleblowers” when deciding to scale back the charges, acknowledging that the initial prosecution “sent the wrong message” to the public. While describing the comments by the other officers as “hate speech,” the district attorney noted there was insufficient evidence of a hate crime to bring criminal charges against them.

Fuck Hochman. There should never have been charges, and the racist pigs should have been fired. Charging a good faith whistleblower with any crime is vile. Hochman is lawless, fascist scum.

I prefer your interpretation and rescind my own.

Edit — Please ignore me. @frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone is 1,000,000% correct. The colors are even right there. I have brought shame upon my people. 😭🏳️‍⚧️

Original — The joke is that the Peter Parkers are realizing that they are attracted to themself and sense danger as a result. The non-Peter spiders are amused by this.

This is a prime example of autism masking.