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Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
Please drink verification can to continue
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
That’s ok, they’re working on fixing that
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.