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Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
That’s ok, they’re working on fixing that
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
Please drink verification can to continue
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks