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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 12 days ago

I'd love that

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I'd love that

LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 12 days ago
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    Can you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real

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      Ooh yeah. Lies are always a great way to begin relationships.

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        “your eyes are like stars”

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          “Not as bright, but as far apart from each other.”

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            😭

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        What if they’re just trying to fuck, and not start a relationship?

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          Oh yeah. I mean if all you’re doing is trying to get something out of someone else then sure, lying is just the bees knees.

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      Probably, but I don’t think you should

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      Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.

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        Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right

        Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!

        Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him

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      You could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.

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        Well, I know my Garmin instinct has that function, annoyingly.

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          I meant faking the alert.

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