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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBannedBanned from community to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago
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  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Don’t sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi

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      28 days ago

      That’s why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor

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        28 days ago

        Don’t do that either.

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      What if they are already dead?

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        That’s just a midnight snack.

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      It’s okay. Don’t let your babies sleep alone.

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        Um, it’s not OK. Babies die all the time from that. I get that this is a meme and it’s funny. Just giving an FYI.

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        They can sleep in their own bed in the same room.

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