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When phonetically treating his name as German it would be written “Eisenhauer” which would become “beater of iron” when translating it back to English. So basically Smith, but that’s not the topic we’re currently pursuing ;p
Also whipped his junk out every chance he got. Heft of a duraflame log.
You’re thinking of Lyndon Johnson
Ah, shoot, you’re right. I’m a dummy.
However, you raise an important point.
How big was Eisenhower’s johnson?
Big enough to fuck Hitler to death.
When phonetically treating his name as German it would be written “Eisenhauer” which would become “beater of iron” when translating it back to English. So basically Smith, but that’s not the topic we’re currently pursuing ;p
Why the fuck do you think we call a dick a Johnson?
Not big enough to call it an “Eisenhower“
“Johnson”?
Upvote, because, actually, yes.
Oh no.
Spanked it like a madman…