Am I doing it right?
Remember your towel protocol:

White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.
You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?
Yes, at least the one I use for showering. But I don’t shower daily, to save water.
You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.
My washing machine is not using less water because there’s less laundry in the drum.
Is it on a fixed schedule?
You should really wait until it’s full before doing the laundry… That way you use it less often and use less water.
My two full loads every week is not going to hurt the environment, no matter how much I get downvoted.
In a hotel, sure, I’ll reuse towels, but at home, no thanks.
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.
Are you being paid by e.coli?
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
😋
Clean yourself right and anywhere is good
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
Relatable
Biggest mistake is not repeating the wash-rinse twice. Ask a hairdresser why they do it that way.
Why don’t you save everyone some time and say it yourself?
Oh bless.
9 out of 10 hairdressers agree, what explanation is there needed
To get you to buy more.
I use far far less if I use a very small amount twice rather than a lot once. The shampoo will mix with oils in your hair and when you wash once you just keep rubbing the oil and detergent mix back onto yourself. Using a small amount and rinsing it off will make it function far better.
Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.