Idk, blowing my boyfriend after he eats a sandwich seems like real enough food to me :P
Moar candy 😋Listen I’m a domme, I just have really bad interoception
But cum is a good source of protein
It’s very low on protein. Source
Oh for Pete’s sake will everyone stop correcting me. I was happier when I was ignorant TYVM
I’m sorry.
Let me fix this:
If you swallow a shitload of cum, you get some protein. So keep on sucking!
Disclaimer: but don’t use it as a substitute for food
That sounds like a lot of work, much easier to just suck off a horse
That’s actually not true
Well then I’ll just have to do it for the taste, then
TIL that none of the meals I’ve eaten before 12 hours ago counted as real food 😔
What about burger shaped candy? 👉👈
Well, technically they are sandwiches, too

I dunno, I’m pretty sure coffee counts if you drink enough.
Trying to survive on nothing but coffee is my kink.
No, you have to chew while drinking
I don’t like my coffee THAT strong!
coffee with pulp
Literally 1984
raises paw make a sandwich? Does making one for my dom count then? :3
If your dom fed you the sandwich then yes
What if it is fed by spitting? (You know, how some animals feed their youngs)
Cute :3 I could make that work uwu
Wait putting down the candy and making a sandwich doesn’t count as real food?
But what about candy? What about gum hamburgers?
Idk I’ve blown Simeon’s been full and eaten pussy and been full