SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.

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I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.

SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works
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Turn it into a joke: What do you call someone who masturbates to people crying? A tear jerker.
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  Or just a jerk (who gets off on schadenfreude).
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Only if he pulls too hard.
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If he masturbates so furiously that he tears what he’s jerking, it’s no wonder he’s so depressed.

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