As a Brit, Hershey chocolate is an abomination. I’m a fat fuck who looooooves chocolate, but even I couldn’t stomach a bag of Kisses that someone once brought back for me. Awful shit.

And now you fuckers have bought Cadbury, even that chocolate has become dog shit. Not as disgusting, but nowhere near as good as it was.

Can Americans please stop making food. Let the world bring it to you.