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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Warning⛔: comment section filled with haters trying to keep a player down 😤

    • Cocopanda@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      You forgot your /s.

      • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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        Because it isn’t needed

  • falidorn@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    That’s active income.

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
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      Now hire someone to do the interviews, then it’s passive income.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Found the lazy hippie

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Nobody wants to work anymore

    • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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      presumably they get a salary and the 300 is extra just for suggesting it.

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

        • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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          There’s nothing more Lemmy than someone taking an obvious joke seriously.

        • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Could do 5 minute interviews

          • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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            1 year ago

            “Hi, buy a soda and get the fuck out, we’re not hiring you.”

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    Everyone. Calm down… This is a joke account.

    Here another one of his posts.

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      Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

      • tipicaldik@lemmy.world
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        I used to run an auto service center with a Coke machine in the waiting room. Once a month I would get a commission check in the mail from Coca-Cola for usually about $50 or $60. We averaged about 40 cars a day through that place so the machine got a lot of business…

      • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Guess who own Coca Cola —-> Passive Income /s

  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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    50 interviews a DAY??

    • eatCasserole@lemmy.world
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      50 interviews in 8 hours is about 10 minutes per interview, and that’s back to back, no breaks, no lunch, no one being late, etc.

      • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
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        Not that I believe this is real in any way. But there are ten chairs at that table. His interview could be like those predatory knife MLMs where they pack the room full of idiots to find the one apex idiot.

        Schedule:

        Ten at a time. Ten minutes each.

        Even if you space them out to the top of the hour you have time for a long lunch where you can commend yourself about being a drain on your species while staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror of a cracker barrel where you are scoping out some poor underage girl to molest verbally.

        Wait… What were we talking about?

  • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de
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    sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.

    sure that sounds realistic

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      Somehow that’s still passive income lol

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Sounds like mf work to me 😂

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