“Yakety Sax” aka the famous music from The Benny Hill Show.

My wrestling style is just running away from my opponent in comically high speed.

In my head it’s Street life, but in reality it’s going to be Entry of the Gladiators

The Entertainer on piano, fast edition

Cbat as I qwop walk.

I’ve got a concept for a wrestling tag team of a couple of black-hat villains who escaped from a silent movie. They wear old-timey muscle man singlets under swooshy blacks capes, have handlebar mustaches, work out with spherical dumbbells, and they’re always tying people to train tracks or saw mill logs and trying to steal the deed to wrestling.

So probably like silent movie piano jazz.

Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.

Cha cha cha by Kaarija

Bah Gawd! It sounds like Satan himself falling down the stairs! That’s SKULLGRID’S ENTRENCE MUSIC!

AND HE’S JOINED BY ARCTOPUS AND SPACETURTLE! THA POWAH TRIO!

4’33" - John Cage

Carmina Burana: O Fortuna by Carl Orloff

Just to make sure at least half the audience flees the arena with acute PTSD:
Dim the lights, fog up the hall, release a bag of bats and blast
Diamanda Galas • Free Among The Dead III - Sono L’Antichristo

birds of war, obviously

I’m not a wrestling fan, so I’m going on the assumption that I can pick a truly obnoxious song for trolling purposes, especially if I’m the scripted asshole.

Which is all to say I choose Smash Mouth’s “Come On Come On”, specifically the chorus.

Take this job and shove it

I don’t like wrestling

Johnny Cash “Hurt”