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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

When life gives you lemons sell them.

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When life gives you lemons sell them.

TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    That’s kinda genius. Do you sprinkle some tuna water on them too?

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      Every day we full on sprint further away from god.

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        Good. There are no gods.

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          Well not anymore. I wouldn’t hang around and be a god with this shit going on.

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          No gods or kings, only man.

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          Gee I wonder why?

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        If there was a good it’s by design

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      clam juice.

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      God I miss that show

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        is that a CAH-MERUH?

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          NAT-TURALLY
          ULL-WAYS

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            No, that doesn’t make any sense. It’s gotta be “Oral Germ Whore”

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        No you don’t, Oprah.

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    There are many ways to help the economy

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    DM sent

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    back off

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    How dare you use my likeness for such filth.

    (For the botanically-disinclined, those are fireweed flowers in the photo.)

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    This made me cackle. Well done.

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    violet is that you?

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      Fuck that bitch.

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        ?

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