• Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Another of the wrong 80-year-olds dead. The grim reaper has the aim of a fucking stormtrooper.

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      6 days ago

      Unfortunately wrong. The grim reaper is a sniper that never misses a shot, and has the patience to watch continents drift. However death does not share our favorites and doesn’t care who goes down, just ensures they all will.

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      5 days ago

      If you were the Grim Reaper would you want to vibe in the afterlife with Dolly and Tim or Trump and McConnell?

      Evil never dies because the Grim Reaper gets to choose who comes to his house parties and he’s got taste.