Rog Flintchipper is smiling down at us for beating rocks into thinking, so I can hunt megafauna from the safety of my cave.

Jesus christ, I’d rather die.

Fast forwarding through slow unskippable cutscenes and slow walking parts.

“Moisturize all over me!”

I thought it was an interesting detail that in the Kelvinverse movies, Simon Pegg wears an iron ring (which I understand is ceremonial for Canadian engineers) on the finger that Doohan was missing.

…Birdo

Possible himbo Starfire, you say…?

This bears investigation.

Note to self: dommy mommy Darkseid?

I just got back from The Odyssey (it’s shite, Leguizamo is the only saving grace) having known none of the cast beforehand except Matt Damon, and it was kind of offputting when I saw they were both in it tbh. At least they had no scenes together.

My mom boiled brussels sprouts and I hated them. As an adult who knows to roast them, they’ve become one of my favorite vegetables.

I’m not up to date, have they done a TAS-style animated episode yet?

Report: 42% of commercial pilots confirm being given tower instructions to “do a barrel roll”.

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