This is not a SFW instance. NSFW communities will be tagged, and efforts will be made to keep SFW communities clean, but proceed at your own comfort level.
Don’t fret, I had a flatmate back in college who’s girlfriend drunkenly mentioned at one of our parties that his touched the water when he sat on the toilet —and his reaction to this was more proof than anyone wanted. 😵
You’d be aiming the bidet way off-target, if that’s the worry.
I’d be aiming blind, and as I get older I find my balls have a knack for finding the water as it is.
Don’t fret, I had a flatmate back in college who’s girlfriend drunkenly mentioned at one of our parties that his touched the water when he sat on the toilet —and his reaction to this was more proof than anyone wanted. 😵