headline: trump saves baby from house fire
The story: trump was escaping a fire in his pedophile sex trafficking dungeon and accidentally knocked a crib out the door as he ran by
Why so contrvived?
In his panic he accidentally carried one of his sex victims to safety.
It was still ‘attached’ to him…
Let’s not make it graphic. We can be disgusted by concepts alone.
Liberals can’t even get to “if” since they’re too busy playing “ain’t it awful.”
If Democrats didn’t suck so hard and people weren’t scared of something other than the two we wouldn’t have to care
I think the main problem is that Americans seem to think Democrats are any different
Anyone who has been alive for longer than 12 years knows they are different.
And yeah, I know. Apparently even suggesting this makes me a filthy liberal.
But sorry, you aren’t automatically a fucking diehard Democrat supporter simply because you acknowledge and accept objective reality.
Also like bro chill, we’re all on the same side here