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Tragically, yes. I don’t know if I should, but I do feel bad for people like this that are in love with objects they can’t easily bring along with them. They are stuck to a certain place and cannot really be… “alone” with their “partner”. No privacy, and possibly only see them every so often.
Yes, the former part of the story is true. But she didn’t divorce the Eiffel Tower and marry a fence.
They will get divorced when the eiffel tower sees how she is riding that fence.
Literally straddling, eh
The first part is not true because you can’t legally marry an inanimate object like that.
She changing her name doesn’t make it real. 😅
Wait so you’re trying to tell me Vance wasn’t consummating a marriage with his couch?
True enough, but at least that part of the story has some verisimilitude.
Tragically, yes. I don’t know if I should, but I do feel bad for people like this that are in love with objects they can’t easily bring along with them. They are stuck to a certain place and cannot really be… “alone” with their “partner”. No privacy, and possibly only see them every so often.