“Yes Chef” also works
Does it…
“Kiss up and down my arm.”
'Yes Chef"
Kisses
Okay you’re right.
- “you’ve been a naughty girl…”
“yes chef i’m sorry chef”
That’s not much better depending on what you read.
Master and commander, can I have a cookie?
After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.
“Captain.”
“Ensign.”
Normalize “Father/Mother” in a Dickensian era London accent.
Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father
I’m not calling my wife both father and mother. She’s got enough in her plate
You meant…senpai? ~
Do they serve sem-pie here?
They just took someone else’s joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a “brand new sentence”
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
Notice me, daddy-san!
General, there’s another settlement that needs help.
I’ve put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can’t even stand it in porn, it’s just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it’s said I’ll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it’s so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Yes Step-Sensei
Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!
Notice me, sensei.
Who’s your sensei?
I hate being called “daddy” so much. It’s pretty easy to convince a kid to call you something else, but other adults refer to dads as “daddy” all the time, which then needs to be undone.