Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 3 months ago

One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 3 months ago

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My masturbation has become poison?!?
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  friction burns
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  No no no, masturbation is how you get the poison out.
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    Phew! That’s a load off…

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