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negativenull@piefed.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Who's responsible for the Outlook outage? Wrong answers only.

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Who's responsible for the Outlook outage? Wrong answers only.

negativenull@piefed.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Me

    EDIT: Having read some of the other comments, it would appear that we something of a Spartacus situation

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    WinZip finally came looking for a license fee and bankrupted Microsoft’s data centre budget

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    Q teaching humanity a lesson.

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    People playing video games at home on their own personally owned devices instead of streaming them at great cost from a data center.

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      How much wasted RAM do you have in your home machine? Couldn’t it be better used in Altman’s datacenter?

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        Won’t you think of the poor data centers?

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        I downloaded the wikipedia max dump and I just load random pages of that into RAM. That way the ram is always in use.

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          If you use linux, your RAM is never unallocated. Once it’s done with something it just leaves it there until it needs to use the space and then it just overwrites it as necessary. Instead of immediately dumping the memory every time it closes a process.

          “Unused RAM is wasted RAM” is part of the design philosophy. Altman must have heard that and not understood it.

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      Vibeo gane

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        openly weeps for data centers

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      The unused RAM did it.

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