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EDIT: Having read some of the other comments, it would appear that we something of a Spartacus situation
WinZip finally came looking for a license fee and bankrupted Microsoft’s data centre budget


Q teaching humanity a lesson.
a good engineerSomeone at Microsoft watched a comedy set and misinterpreted the bit after the performance

People playing video games at home on their own personally owned devices instead of streaming them at great cost from a data center.
How much wasted RAM do you have in your home machine? Couldn’t it be better used in Altman’s datacenter?
Won’t you think of the poor data centers?
I downloaded the wikipedia max dump and I just load random pages of that into RAM. That way the ram is always in use.
If you use linux, your RAM is never unallocated. Once it’s done with something it just leaves it there until it needs to use the space and then it just overwrites it as necessary. Instead of immediately dumping the memory every time it closes a process.
“Unused RAM is wasted RAM” is part of the design philosophy. Altman must have heard that and not understood it.
Vibeo gane
openly weeps for data centers
The unused RAM did it.
I am, sorry. I tripped on the power cable. My bad, guys.
Can you unplug it again?


number’s still too high
Jensen Huang slept with one of the servers.
Jensen Huang not getting laid for 3 days
Someone sent this shape in an email.

Oops.
That’s obviously a
Me!
I am. Sorry. You know they make us use Copilot? It cussed on Thursday (not kidding. I have, surprisingly, never cussed at it so not sure how it did) and soon after that, went down. I broke it.