Okay…maybe not all of these rhyme. Still, seemed funny to me, so here you go! 💜️
They already have trouble being seen without poking people’s eyes out.
The pan rhyme is so weak I am sorry
I thought it fucking hilarious because of it
Damn, poor intersex and ace people getting the most useless jobs.
I would argue magical support and the colonization of the universe are more helpful than hitting people with a pan
Except that neither of those things are real. One inherently, one with technology anywhere close to today’s. Everyone else is being given real things to do.
Right?
Ace should be “Be Ace, invade from space.” Cause asexual ODSTs would be great.
After the first 2, they were like, “Maybe we should start making these rhyme.”
Be Pan, hit with a pan
What’s the odds this gets interpreted as just telling Pans to have sex with another Pan? Like, do they really need to be told that?
do they really need to be told
No, no we don’t 😝
I submit Be Pan, Throw a Can 🥫
I do love “be lesbian, break spines,” Idc if it rhymes
Be lesbian inflict deflexion?
Be lesbian detonate empyreon?
Be lesbian create mist carnelian?
Be lesbian create misery Dostoyeskvian?
Be lesbian with anger myrmelion?
All a little prolix.
but I love the simplicity and directness of just breaking spines. That energy is hard to top
Lmao. Love that for you, girl 😂️💜️
Well if you invade on myspace I will get my cast iron pan you can be very sure about that
Be aro, shoot arrow
Be Pan, laws be damned!
be pan smoke pot?
“Go for the eyes,
BooBi, go for the eyes!”Personally going with: Cut the ace in half, into demi-ace. Be pan. become Pandemia.
This one is missing: Be aro, shoot em with an arrow.